笑虧的!!

那個阿根廷朋友應該超喜歡這個的 哈哈

歌名:I'm an Asshole 我是王八蛋 by Dennis Leary.
(如果常看美國影集或電影,或許對這張臉孔不陌生.他也是comedian,歌手)

高一程度以上的都已經標上翻譯,聽聽看,看你會不會跟我一樣笑翻XD
不要急著關掉視窗,看起來很長但是很簡單啦~~邊看邊聽當練英文啦~
雖然是1993年的歌,但好像是為小布希寫的,哈哈哈
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know
[cockles of hearts:心底深處cockles:皺紋colon:直腸]

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
[suburbanite郊區居民;slob:粗人;porno:A的東西]

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane (超快車道)
While people behind me are going insane[起肖]

Im an asshole (he's an asshole)Im an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat (尿在馬桶墊上)
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)Im an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces[殘障停車格]
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)Im an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah[rant亂叫;raving胡言亂語]

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)Im an asshole
(hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible [凱迪拉克Eldorado敞篷車]
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
[hubcap:蓋在車軸的那一塊]
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) [把小海豹的眼睛挖來當大燈]
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
[無法分解的老式保麗龍容器]
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs,
thats why2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania,
they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk(cakewalk:走秀)
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square(天安門廣場)
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen,
and as soon as we find a cure for cancer(John Wayne:老牌西部片明星)
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off (thaw out:解凍.piss off:不爽)You know why,Have you ever taken a cold shower,
well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,(實驗電影導演)
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
(Lee Martin,常演流氓/軍人;Sam Peckinpah:常導暴力血腥片)
and drive down to Texas and say.....
(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

Im an asshole (he's an asshole)Im an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-EEverybodyA-S-S-H-O-L-E
Im an asshole and Im proud of it